if you care about your dwindling summer expenditure, do not waste your money on the sum of all fears. every single possible government nightmare appears in this film: russkies versus yankees, neo-nazis with nuclear weapons, and the future of the world in the hands of an idiot like ben affleck. i cannot believe they’ve begun comparing him to harrison ford.

ugh, that’s two and a half hours of my life that i will never get back. not that i’d do much with it, anyhow.

this movie should be retitled “the cum of all fears”, as its premature ejaculation of a climax wasn’t exciting enough to stifle the collective yawn of the theatre.